Beware - Highway warnings.

On my recent drive back from Chennai to Bangalore, noticed a few of the warning signs posted by NHAI along NH 46.

Here is a list of the few I can recollect-

1. Accidents do not happen, they are caused

( Whatever happened to the age old saying - Accidents are just waiting to happen?)

2. If you drive, do not drink; if you drink, do not drive

(If you can read this alliteration in the time you take to zoom past it, you probably don't need the warning anyway)

3. If you drive like hell, you will reach there faster

(I wanna go to heaven, should I just walk?)

4. Minor drivers.... major accidents

(Major drivers.... disasters?)